hellugh:

toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

"did she say yes? …..hell yea"

sniperj0e:

"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"

oh shut the fuck up

date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute

not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks

thesociallyawkwardasian:

humorous-blog:

lumos5001:

this is why snails were created


so that’s why the stuff i order online takes so long to arrive at my fucking door

thesociallyawkwardasian:

humorous-blog:

lumos5001:

this is why snails were created

so that’s why the stuff i order online takes so long to arrive at my fucking door

snailofficial:

beksboys:

so i filled a watering can and went out to water my flowers but for some reason the water wasn’t coming out of the end properly so i had a look to see if any dirt or leaves were blocking it and

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i don’t know if u can see this but that is . a snail there is a snail chilling out in the end of the nozzle and i cannot water my plants because of it

excuse me sir this is not where u belong

Snails belong anywhere we please

Dear South Korea,
Please stay strong. Please don't give up. Please know that the world cares. Please know that millions of humans are praying for your people. Please know that you are important to us and that we will mourn for those lost and cheer for those who survived. Please know that we lend our shoulder. Please know that we want to take your hand and pull you back to happiness or at least safety. Please known that your young heroes and your matured ones are doing their best. Please know that everything is going to be alright.
Sincerely, us; the humans of the world.
#PrayForKorea

Stay Strong Korea

Stay Strong Korea

bella-vida-en-seoul:

lifelovekorea:

posukkum:

Pray for South Korea

Almost crying.

ㅠㅠ

sweet-bitsy:

gemiblu:

cheekily:

christmastree-cake:

seashellies:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

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and it’s f*cking terrifying

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.

I had a snail phase at one point

Ñ̷̡̰͖͖́́́O̸͓̻̝̙͋́̀͂O̶̠̫͍̩̓͊̔̋T̶̳̱͖̞̾̈̀̋ ̵̛̗̗͍̩̀̈́̔N̴̢̙̟͚̍͋͋̕O̸̡̳̤͖͒͒̀͂O̴̙͙̤͓̒̐̌̊T̷̹̙͎͖̆͗͗̿

I thought snails were nice before I realized they had GIANT BLACKHOLES FOR A MOUTHS

THEY NEVER TOLD ME THIS

bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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holy jesus 

wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

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